One time in English class in high school I was reading Of Mice and Men out loud to the class and half-way thru reading this girl called Chantel said “STOP READING YOU SMART BITCH” and I turned around and I was like “Wha?” and she literally jumps over her desk and says “STOP FUCKING READING BETTER THAN ME BITCH” and she choked me out in front of the entire class and it was so painful like I look back on the story now and laugh my ass off but damn at the time that was some intense shit.
